Blackbird fly

Ask me anything   The ramblings of a soul-searching college student.

"And you are the wolf
And I am the moon
And in the endless sky we are but one
We are alive"
Oh Land (via sun-selkie)
— 4 months ago with 980 notes
It’s been 420 days since I’ve been away from tumblr.

It seems appropriate that today I am back. DID YOU ALL MISS ME?!

Also wow that is a damn long time.

— 5 months ago
#starting fresh 

I think I might stop going on tumblr for quite some time, or start fresh with a new blog.. idk I love all my followers and everyone I follow … It’s just I’ve had this same blog for 4 years and I’m not sure I’m feeling it anymore. I’ll sleep on this idea.

— 1 year ago
#personal 
forever-pretty-awkward:

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

forever-pretty-awkward:

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

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— 1 year ago with 312663 notes

nanru:

Favorite Lord of the Rings Moments [ 4 / 30 ]

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— 1 year ago with 2606 notes
t-h-o-t-h:

afronun:

goddamn, peter pan

Maybe if he knew he’d be a sexy motherfucker when he grew up he wouldn’t have been so against it.


Does he have a Peter Pan quote as a tattoo?! Stop, omg.

t-h-o-t-h:

afronun:

goddamn, peter pan

Maybe if he knew he’d be a sexy motherfucker when he grew up he wouldn’t have been so against it.

Does he have a Peter Pan quote as a tattoo?! Stop, omg.

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— 1 year ago with 527 notes
"

Here’s what YOU need to understand:

1) Rape is way, WAY more prevalent than you seem to think it is. Are there more than five women in your audience? You do the math, and then you run the little fantasy scenario that I just put together in your head, and you tell me how it feels.

2) I ain’t buying any of that “If I can make jokes about genocide, why can’t I make jokes about rape?” Horseshit, unless you made those genocide jokes during a gig at the Srebrenica Funny Bone. You got away with making a joke about genocide because your odds of having a holocaust survivor’s kid in the audience were pretty fucking low.

And if you did happen to have one in the audience, and he heckled you, walked out, and wrote something nasty on the internet… would you be more likely to be a human being and say “Wow. I can understand why that person’s authentic response to what I was doing was so emotional and negative. Maybe my genocide material just isn’t good enough to justify the pain that it inflicts. Maybe I need more skill in order to pull this off.” Or are you gonna be a lousy piece of shit and say, “Yeah, I apologize, I guess, IF YOU WERE OFFENDED.”

Offended hasn’t got anything to do with it, moron.

People have wounds, and those wounds are painful. That doesn’t have shit to do with the weak concept of “taking offense.” If someone talks about Texas being a shitty state, I might “take offense” at that. Fine, whatever. All of us who like comedy are generally in agreement with the idea that “taking offense” is lame, and a comedian should be willing to “offend” whenever he or she wants to.

But causing pain is quite a different fucking matter. Your job as a comedian is to take us through pain, transcend pain, transform pain. And if you don’t get that, you are a fucking bully, and I’ve got zero time for bullies.

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Comedian Curtis Luciani’s response to Daniel Tosh’s jokes about rape [Read in Full] (via jupiter-callisto)

I have never heard of Curtis Luciani before, but you can bet I’m going to look him up now.  My hat goes off to you, good sir.  This is beautifully put.

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He really does hit the nail on the head re the difference between causing offence and causing pain, and why some things are acceptable to joke about and others aren’t.

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Agreed. It’s a distinction that needs to be made more often.

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I need this on my blog.

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— 1 year ago with 11233 notes
Cookies for Breakfast: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club.... →

breakfastcookie:

This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.

So, on Friday night my friend and I were at her house and wanted to get out and do something for the evening. We brainstormed ideas and she brought up the idea of seeing a show at the Laugh Factory. I’d never been, I thought…

— 1 year ago with 27086 notes

m0iety:

Hyperstealth is a Canadian company that has recently developed a material that bends light waves around a target that allows for complete invisibility labeled “Quantum Stealth”. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow.

HI. FUCKING INVISIBILITY CLOAKS.

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— 1 year ago with 308586 notes
get-motivation:

just-inlovewith-a-sexgod:

deceitfultrickery:

mind-the-neurogasm:


Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.

I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-


…Oh my god.



i had to share this! i cried a little, its so romantic. plus i tried it and its true!

get-motivation:

just-inlovewith-a-sexgod:

deceitfultrickery:

mind-the-neurogasm:

Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.

I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-

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…Oh my god.

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i had to share this! i cried a little, its so romantic. plus i tried it and its true!

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— 1 year ago with 289869 notes